Thursday, February 14, 2013

I'm Straight!

I'm not proclaiming my sexual orientation, that's a bit more complicated.  I'm proclaiming my posture.  Before I started exercising I was noticing and lamenting that I was getting a slight hunchback.  My neck has almost always stuck out forward from reading too much as a kid, but I was getting a hump, like a camel or something.  If I stood with my back against a wall I almost couldn't make my head touch the wall.

Now after a few weeks of exercising that hump is almost completely gone.  My back is straight and I can easily put my back to a wall and touch my head to it.  I think my core was so weak that my front was pulling my spine forward or something.

Also, my boobs precede me when I walk instead of my tummy, probably as a result of the straightening.  Unfortunately, my boobs aren't filling my bra now either.  I'm afraid I'm going to be the only gigantic girl with a B cup in existence.  Lane Bryant barely even carries 42B.  By the time I lose all the weight I think I'll have to roll them up, such will be the status of my udders. 

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